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Quotes And Jokes
Below are various quotes from the
World Of Football plus the odd joke or two.
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rest of the team are very large...they dwarf
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Fred Dinenage |
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| 'Do
I support a London football team ? I do. I
support Manchester United.' |
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Caprice |
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| 'What
the difference is between three minutes to three
and five o'clock ? I'm not sure.' |
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John Reames |
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| 'Lombardo
speaks much better English than what people
realise' |
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Mark Goldberg |
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| 'Very
few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life
is like living in a goldfish bowl - except, of
course, for those of us who are goldfish' |
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Graham Taylor |
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| Want to read more hilarious football
quotations then why not buy this book 1000
Football Quotes, Notes And Antidotes
By Robert Harvey
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.....and
now for a joke, you've probably heard before.
Steve
Evans is
wondering why the Lincoln City team spirit is higher than
anyone else's so he goes down to Sincil Bank to ask John
Schofield.
"John, how do you keep your players so tight, so
intelligent, so bonded?" asks Evans.
Schofield smiles. "It's easy. I ask them questions
to sharpen their minds. Watch." he says, calling
Alan Marriott over.
"Alan Here's a question. If he's your father's son,
but he is not your brother, who is he?" Schofield
asked.
Marriott thought for a few seconds and answered;
"That is me!". Schofield smiled. "Correct.
See Steve? Try that."
Evans went back to York Street adamant he was going to
sharpen his players up. "Franny, come here."
beckoning Franny Green. "I've got a question for
you. If he's your father's son but he's not your brother,
who is he?" asked Evans.
Green replied with a vacant stare and didn't know.
"Do you know?" Evans asked, beginning to get
annoyed. Green just replied with silence, before shaking
his head.
"You fool!" Evans shouted. "The answer is
Alan Marriott!"
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