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Lincoln
City's Christmas Panto
22nd December 2005
You might have noticed that it is Christmas, so The
Forgotten Imp presents the concise Lincoln City Christmas
Panto.
CinderRyan
"Can
I go for the goal?" asked CinderRyan
"No you cannot!" screamed the ugly sisters
Asamoah and Green in unison. "We're going to shoot
wide all night, and not let you have a turn!"
As the ugly sisters got changed, the Fairy Godmother
appeared. "CinderRyan, you shall go for goal. But
remember, you have only 120 minutes to score or else your
professional dream falls apart!"
CinderRyan's dancing and jinxing around the goal caught
the attention of many, including Prince Keith Charming.
However, 120 minutes had passed and CinderRyan had not
scored and he was instantly returned to the reserves.
However, as CinderRyan ran from the ground, he lost his
golden boot.
"I must know more!" exclaimed Prince Keith
Charming, as he grabbed the golden boot. "He could
be the answer to my prayers!"
Prince Keith Charming scoured the lands looking for the
striker of his dreams but to no avail. Then one day, he
knocked on the ugly sisters' door and asked them to try
on the golden boot.
Both the ugly sisters tried on the golden boot but try as
they might, it fitted neither.
"Is there anyone else in the house?" enquired
Prince Keith Charming.
"Well only CinderRyan" said Ugly sister Green,
"but it's not likely to be his, is it?"
Ugly sister Asamoah joined in the laughter, as did Prince
Keith Charming. "You're right" he said,
"as if CinderRyan deserves a go! So is there anyone
else in the house?"
With that, Buttons stepped forward. "Might I try it
on please?"
"Ok" agreed Prince Keith Charming "I've
tried everyone else!"
Buttons tried on the golden boot and magically, it was a
perfect fit.
"At last!" exclaimed Prince Keith Charming.
"A perfect fit. What is your name?"
Buttons looked up and replied: "Simon Buttons Yeo,
and I'll be back next week from New Zealand!"
To read Boston United's concise panto, click here.
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