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How
Superstitious Are You?
20th February 2006
Find out how superstitious you are with this
tongue-in-cheek quiz - or better still, just laugh as you read (hopefully!)
Q1) Your horoscope said that
something awful would happen to you at work this week. It
is already Thursday and everything has been fine so far.
Do you call in sick for Friday?
a) Yes, then spend the rest of the day feeling relieved.
b) No, because horoscopes are rubbish.
c) No, because the British economy losses millions per
year through workers pulling "sickies".
d) Yes, then go out shopping before receiving the sack on
Monday morning, as your boss spotted you in Debenhams.
e) No, because horoscopes are rubbish unless you are a
Scorpio - said to be passionate lovers - in which case
you tell all your dates regardless of whether you are a
Scorpio or not!
Q2) You are shopping for a new
umbrella when the fire alarm in the department store
sounds and the sprinklers go off. Do you open the nearest
umbrella to keep yourself dry?
a) No, because opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck.
b) Yes, because I am getting wet.
c) No, as I have not purchased the umbrella yet.
d) No, because it was my crafty cigarette that set off
the smoke detector and I do not want to draw attention to
the fire next to me.
e) No, because the umbrella would obscure my view of
watching the shop assistants' tight, white top becoming
see-through as it gets wet.
Q3) You are on the verge of
getting your dream job. Do you keep it to yourself for
fear of "jinxing" it?
a) Yes, because mentioning it would bring bad luck.
b) No, it makes no difference.
c) Yes, because if I mention it to someone else, they
might apply instead.
d) Yes, because my harder working colleague might realise
that I have taken credit for their work.
e) No, because I want someone to organise my leaving do
and invite all those colleagues whom I want to snog!
Q4) You are due for last minute
alterations at the tailor/dressmaker just hours before
your wedding, when the mirror in front of you suddenly
shatters. Do you:
a) Postpone the wedding for seven years until your
forthcoming bad luck is over?
b) Shrug your shoulders, as it makes no difference?
c) Carefully pick up the glass fragments before someone
cuts themselves?
d) Consider plastic surgery?
e) Marriage and faithfulness! Do me a favour!
Q5) You are driving to work in
your brand new car. You turn on the radio and it happens
to be the same song you were listening to when you were
involved in your last car accident. Do you:
a) Immediately switch radio stations?
b) Not even remember that it was that song?
c) I do not have the radio on when I drive, as it is a
danger to other road users and myself.
d) This time, try to avoid doing the hand actions to
Steps' song "Tragedy", like you did seconds
before your last accident?
e) Turn it up, wind down the window and continue to
cruise along Skegness seafront looking for talent?
Q6)
Have you
ever passed on a chain letter or e-mail for fear of bad
luck?
a) Yes, most definitely.
b) I cannot believe that people still fall for that old
con trick that Roy Castle used to warn us about!
c) I would immediately report the letter to the police.
d) Yes. I would pass it on to someone that I disliked,
thereby putting the fear up them!
e) Wow! What a great excuse to strike up a conversation
with someone I fancy!
Q7) Would you get married on
Friday the 13th?
a) No way!
b) Why not?
c) Yes, if that was what my fiancee wanted.
d) Yes, as it is cheaper to marry on a Friday than a
Saturday.
e) Not another marriage question! Although, I like going
to weddings because you are always guaranteed a snog.
Q8) Do you wear a special item or
perform rituals before a big event?
a) Yes, if they brought me success last time.
b) How stupid is that?
c) No, as before you know it, you have 30 rituals to
perform before each event!
d) Yes, I wear clean underwear when I go on a night out
just in case I get drunk and start flashing them!
e) No, but I wouldn't mind knowing where "d)"
drinks!
Your
Score:
Mainly
A's - You are so superstitious that it is a
surprise that you dare venture out of bed. If you are
not, then you just could not be bothered to read the
other options!
Mainly B's - You are not superstitious,
so why on earth did you waste your time doing this quiz?
Mainly C's - You are too sensible to be
superstitious. Are you Roy Cropper from Coronation Street
by any chance?
Mainly D's - You are a happy
go lucky but dizzy person, who is also prone to mild evilness
against others!
Mainly E's - You are sex mad. It is a
wonder that you have not been taken to see the vet!
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